Saturday, October 13, 2007

Al Gore Salesman of the CENTURY!

I have many things that I would like to say about Al Gore and his mission to let everyone know about global climate change. What I think is so great about Al Gore is he is the kind of person that bullshit's you to your face, and people still like him anyway. Al is so slick that in the face of making millions of dollars holding presentations on global climate change, he donates his Nobel Prize winnings,and people think of him as a better man for it!!!

As someone who has worked in retail most of my life, I would like to nominate Al Gore as Salesman of the Century, for his work on Global Climate Change! I don't know quite how he's done it, but in a time when the local weatherman cannot tell me whether or not it is going to rain the following day, Al has definitively convinced millions of people that he is sure humans have had such a specific impact on so many environmental factors! I raise my empty glass to you Al, you sure are a dandy!

The Nobel Peace Prize 2007

"for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change"
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (<span class=IPCC) " class="laureate_big" height="227" width="162"> Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr.
Photo: Scanpix/Tom Hevezi
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr.
half 1/2 of the prize half 1/2 of the prize
Geneva, Switzerland USA
Founded in 1988
b. 1948

Titles, data and places given above refer to the time of the award.

2 comments:

mombair said...

I beg to differ with you Matt. Al Gore should have been President instead of a do nothing Bush. All Bush has done was get us in two wars, that has ruined the economy of this country, and lowered the international status of the US. Having a C student for a president did nothing for this country in 7 years. He is trying to take medical coverage from inocent children. At least Gore is trying to save this Planet.

Matthew D. Keller said...

See, Al Gore brainwashed Irene!